GREAT BIG SIGN :
"Your Kevlar vests will be checked next week."
Said signs are posted on every single door...even in the bathrooms.
So I don't BOTHER to read the entire sign; all I need to know it that one day next week someone is going to either shoot me or stab me to see if my vest works.
I mention this to my cop.
He is APPALLED.
That is not, apparently, the way they do it. You have to take the Kevlar plates out and have their integrity checked.
And by integrity, you would mean???????